Puff Levels Are High

30 Sep
I’m a massive homosexual

Troye Sivan (via sluttylittlepill)

30 Sep

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(Source: blue-collar-girl)

29 Sep
You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.

One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via versteur)

(Source: firecannotkillabadwolf)

29 Sep

(Source: jasonttodd)

29 Sep 0cene:

I always imagine strange things before sleep

0cene:

I always imagine strange things before sleep

29 Sep karmaplus:

this looks like mickey walked in on a drunk night partying hard in the tardis

karmaplus:

this looks like mickey walked in on a drunk night partying hard in the tardis

29 Sep
  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
29 Sep taikova:

all those visions of b3 finale!korra in the b4 trailer ;~;

taikova:

all those visions of b3 finale!korra in the b4 trailer ;~;

29 Sep

j0hnlemm0n:

skills i have mastered

  • not texting back
  • procrastinating
  • painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
  • sleeping a lot
  • being single
29 Sep
  • nico: dad this is my boyfriend will
  • hades: ...
  • hades: ....
  • hades: ..
  • hades: *sobs*
  • hades: he's not jackson or grace i love him already