If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via versteur)
- TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
- nico: dad this is my boyfriend will
- hades: ...
- hades: ....
- hades: ..
- hades: *sobs*
- hades: he's not jackson or grace i love him already